To date, 780,000 nuyen have been spent on virtual oriental style polygons resembling food stuffs.
For centuries it has been known by hobo scholars that this truly is the mark of the end times. Or perhaps the beginning of the "neu timez for wall climbz" if you tune in to the parkour prophetics.
Either way our flesh is going to explode and return to the wind & dusts from wince it was forged.
The Time Indians would know what to do...